Chewing Baby Fingernails

That’s a thing, right?  I’m not being gross, am I?

I’m pretty sure I was told that it’s what you were supposed to do with your baby’s long fingernails, and it made such sense to me that I took it as gospel.  You have way more control with your teeth than you have with fingernail clippers, and baby nails are so paper-thin that you can just gnaw them right off there, right?

That’s not weird, is it?

I guess I should have Googled it before I put it on the radio, but what are you gonna do.  I’ve said it now.

~Jake from 98.7 The Bull

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