Crocs From Head To Toe

I’ve never been so jealous in my entire life.

It was revealed to me recently that in addition to making the finest footwear in all of history (and spawning a turning point in human evolution), Crocs also makes scrubs.  Y’know, like medial people wear.

I attended Oregon Tech in Klamath Falls, which shares its grounds with the main satellite school of OHSU.  As such, I regularly saw fellow students wear Crocs to their classes, and I was always jealous of them.  They look so comfortable.  And they sold them in the campus bookstore, so I even had access to them.

Now, 20 years later, to find out that the greatest shoe company in America also produces the most comfortable style of clothing?

I’m gonna pull a full Patch Adams and enroll at medical school at middle age.

~Jake from 98.7 The Bull



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