Florida man awakened by intruder sucking on his toes

We should call this the Eww file. A Florida man says his slumber was interrupted by the feeling of someone sucking on his toes. It wasn’t a dream. According to a Bradenton police report, the intruder even told the victim that “he was there to suck toes.”

During the ensuing fight the intruder also claimed to have a gun and tried to fondle the victim’s genitals. The suspect eventually fled after getting completely pummeled – but not before punching out a front window and busting the victim’s windshield after climbing on the vehicle. Police describe the wanted man as 20 to 25-years-old, 5-11, 160 pounds, and bald, WPLG reports.