Florida Man Throws Lit Firecrackers Under Sleeping 9-Year-Old’s Bed

This might be one of the stupidest pranks I’ve ever heard of!?  On Saturday in Crestview, Florida, 44-year-old Matthew Morrison walked into the bedroom of a sleeping 9-year-old girl, lit a bunch of firecrackers and threw them under her bed. Suffice it to say, CNN reports that the youngster was traumatized by the horrible Fourth of July prank, and police arrested Morrison (not to be confused with the Glee actor of the same name), who was living in a tent in her family’s backyard but didn’t have permission to come inside the house.

But wait…there’s more.  Not only was Morrison charged with child cruelty and burglary, but police also found two grams of methamphetamine in his pockets and tacked a drug charge on as well.