Got A Light?

“I do!  I do!  I have a light!  Hold on, hold on, hold on, don’t leave, let me get it out!”

I’ve always wanted to be one of those guys who sees somebody pop a cigar in their mouth, and you’re right there with a light.  That’s such a baller move, and I’ve always wanted to be that guy.  But I don’t smoke, so I’ve never bothered to carry a lighter.

Until now.

I’ve had a cool-looking Zippo lighter on my Christmas list for about 6 years now, and finally, this year, my Mom got it for me.  So now, I’ve been carrying it around, hoping for that moment to present itself.  This weekend, I was hanging out with some friends, and a couple of the ladies started putting on coats in the middle of the party, and my instincts kicked in.  This is it.  This is my moment!

I wandered outside with them, and I saw the pack come out.  Because I was ready for it, I knew right where the lighter was in my pocket, and I dove for it.  Unfortunately, I haven’t put in the reps with the thing, so I can’t do it smooth yet.  I still have to look at it to figure out how it opens, and I still have to use both hands, and I don’t know how you cup it so the flame stands steady.  So I have some practice to do…  but I felt so baller.  It was everything I hoped it would be.

~Jake from 98.7 The Bull



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