The cops in Wichita Falls, Texas got a call on Friday morning from a Walmart about something, um, unique happening in their parking lot. The employees said there was a woman who’d been driving one of their motorized shopping carts around the parking lot for at least two-and-a-half hours . . . and she was drinking WINE out of a PRINGLES CAN. By the time the cops got there, the woman was gone . . . but they found her at a restaurant nearby. She wasn’t arrested, but they did tell her the store was officially BANNING her.