Every year, the “sexy” versions of pop culture costumes get a little more ridiculous. This year is no exception, with the most outrageous ones so far being the sexy Mr. Rogers, the sexy Congressional Whistleblower, and the sexy College Admissions Scandal Inmate.
But here’s the real truth about those costumes. Despite the fact that they’re cheaply made, and usually pretty corny, and often old news before the day of Halloween anyway…
…they are sexy.
Sorry, but that’s the truth. The models they put on the front of those packages are sexy. The women who tend to dress in those outfits are sexy. Hell, even regular ladies who choose to step out their door on October 31st with confidence? Sexy.
So make your jokes. Lord knows I do. But they’re sexy anyway.
~Jake from 98.7 The Bull