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Twitter Users Give Their Best Pickup Lines for Social Distancing

Twitter users were showing off their sense of humor on the platform Thursday, offering up their best pickup lines to use while practicing social distancing, using the viral hashtag “#SocialDistancingPickUpLines.” Here are 10 of the funnier responses (you can see many more HERE):

  1. “I’m just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.”
  2. “Is that really 1000 thread count toilet paper?”
  3. “I would touch you with a 10 foot pole.”
  4. “Meet me in the bunker. There’s ravioli”
  5. “Do you quarantine often? When’s the last time you had a 14 night stand?”
  6. “Come to this protective barrier often?”
  7. “From over here, you don’t look that bad”
  8. “Wanna touch masks?”
  9. “Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.”
  10. “Skype and chill?”

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