Uhhh, Yeah, My Christmas Lights Are Up Already… Deal With It

I get so irritated at this every year.  So I’ll start by saying this…  there are no Thanksgiving decorations.

It’s the holiday season…  does anybody disagree with that?  The front aisles of every Fred Meyer, Home Depot, & Michael’s are littered with Christmas decorations, and by goodness, Christmas lights look awesome, so the moment my doorbell stops ringing on Halloween, I’m gonna start decorating for Christmas.  At least, that’s what I wanted to say to the guy who drove by my house and said out his window, “tooooo early.”

Oooooo, that boiled my blood.

Listen…  I could decorate for Thanksgiving.  But what’s the point?  Thanksgiving is just about food.  I like food.  I look forward to Thanksgiving.  But I also look forward to Sunday morning when I usually make myself some bacon.  It’s not a decoration-worthy event.  Christmas however…  Christmas morning is like waking up on Christmas morning.  It’s the thing we compare all other happy moments to.  So I’m gonna decorate.

(Oh, and sidenote…  that’s last year’s picture.  My house is even better this year.)

~Jake from 98.7 The Bull