Woman Banned From Wal-Mart for Drinking Wine From Pringles Can
This story is going to sound completely made up. Oh, how I wish it was. Here’s the story, in one sentence. A woman has been banned from Wal-Mart for circling the parking lot riding an electric shopping cart while drinking wine from a Pringles can.
See what I mean, sounds fake. But it happened in Wichita Falls, Texas. When police arrived, they found her at a nearby restaurant (which is understandable because all that driving must have been exhausting). Upon finding her, they explained that she was banned from the store.
One thing about this story perplexes me. She was drinking wine out of a Pringles can. I have so many questions about this. What flavor were the chips? Was she trying to pair her food with wine? Was it a tall can or small can? What kind of wine was it? We may never know.
The BIG question is, should we all start sipping wine from Pringles cans? I vote no.