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Yes, we knew it was coming, but it still hurts.  In a massive three-team trade announced yesterday, the greatest Trailblazer in history…  is being traded to the Milwaukee Bucks.  And Nurkic is going to Phoenix.  Maybe we’re getting a good trade…  it still sucks.

Somebody else famous came to town yesterday, and also left.  President Barack Obama snuck into the Nike HQ yesterday for…  we don’t know what.  Probably a lecture.  A politician actually came to Oregon.  Not one that matters anymore or, not during an election season, but still.

And finally, a very invasive species of mussel was found near Oregon.  It’s called the Quagga Mussel, it has completely taken over the Great Lakes region, but this is the first time it’s been detected here.  Funny enough…  they found it in Idaho.  How in the world did that happen?  We’ll interrogate the mussels and get some answers.

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